beyonce in her pizza outfit
O M G
iMPORTANT THINGS ARE HAPPENING U GUYZ
i’m dying this couldn’t be more accurate.
i’m skyping with a cute boy help
I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH
MY MOM WON’T STOP MAKING BITSTRIPS THAT FEATURE ME
it’s even like STUPID JOKES
and just embarrassing!!!!
JUST LOOK AT THEM
SHE EVEN MADE A BITSTRIP ABOUT MY BITSTRIP INTERVENTION
BITSTRIP MUST BE STOPPED
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
These are types of photoshoots I want to do. Ummmfff look at this makeup. Ummffff DAT BLUE AND GLITTER.
"I realised after two weeks of hanging out with Nick, I really, really like this guy. It was like a romance blossomed between us." - Simon Pegg [X]
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